Why I Like the Union Jack.
I was recently in good old Park Ridge, Illinois for my
45th Maine South High School Reunion, with a free afternoon to hang
out uptown. Which reminded me of why I
like the Union Jack. I like the good old
British flag for a number of reasons, not the least of which is having lived in
Canterbury for a year. And it’s a
great-looking flag. But the most
important reason is that the good old Union Jack once fluttered proudly above
the streets of Park Ridge, on Friday July 4, 1969, to be precise.
Yes, it fluttered on a flag pole outside of Bob Rowe’s
Evening Pipe Shop, proudly, and certainly not defiantly, amidst dozens of
American flags lining the streets downtown for our national holiday. We had taken the Jack to Maine East for the
fireworks display the night before, waving it around a few times to the general
merriment of anyone who noticed, then sitting on it like a beach blanket to
watch the show.
So there we were the following afternoon, sitting outside the Shop when a couple of
policemen emerged from City Hall across the street, advancing towards the shop looking even
more grim and displeased than usual.
One of them, the by-then notorious – to us teenagers - Sergeant
Schueneman, growled: “Whose flag is this?”
“Not mine,” we chirped, which was quite
true, for Bill Wood, the owner of the flag, was not there.
The sergeant then proceeded to snap off the wooden pole,
take the offending flag (of our mother country and NATO ally), turn around and
disappear into City Hall, where the Park Ridge Police to this day maintain
their headquarters. We witnessed their withdrawal in stunned silence, looked at one another in wonderment, then dashed into the
Shop, found Bob Rowe, the owner and our benevolent protector, and shouted:
“Bob! Bob! They’ve taken the flag! Sergeant Schueneman just stole the Union
Jack! He just walked over here, broke
the pole off and took it!”
Amidst much more shouting and consternation, Bob calmly took
the phone, dialed the police station and held his hand up for quiet. Upon reaching the desk sergeant, said loudly
and firmly:
“One of your officers just came over here to the Pipe
Shop and took a British flag that was on display outside. That flag is private property and has been in
the family for years. You have no right
to take that flag whatsoever. I am
coming across the street to the station right now, and I expect to get it
back.”
He marched out the front door, all five feet two inches
of him, across Hodges Park and into City Hall.
We held our breath. Just minutes later, he emerged with the flag and we burst into cheers. So I am happy to cheer for both the American flag and
the Union Jack, two symbols of limited government, rule of law and much else
that is good.